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"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/11/2017 at 17:48 • Filed to: Houses

I think I’d want about 33.3% less stories and 50% more garage and driveway. Or, keep the top floor but turn the entire bottom floor into garage.

DISCUSSION (22)

CaptDale - is secretly British > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/11/2017 at 17:52

I would keep the 2 upper floors. Bottom floor would be all garage and shop, second floor would be bedrooms, and the top floor would be the liver area.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/11/2017 at 17:52

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/11/2017 at 17:54

Is this a condo? I see four different exterior finishes.

E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/11/2017 at 17:55

But if you have enough garage space to park all your cars in how are your neighbors going to enjoy your awesome car collection too?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
10/11/2017 at 17:56

Donate it to a charitable cause that I only partially believed in.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
10/11/2017 at 17:56

This is the face of new construction in Seattle.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/11/2017 at 17:57

Tax deductible... Genius!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E90M3
10/11/2017 at 17:58

“I noticed I can’t see any of your cars anymore, which prevents me from making passive-aggressive comments.”

benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/11/2017 at 18:02

My dream garage would have at least 12ft ceilings.

Urambo Tauro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/11/2017 at 18:04

Needs a blue Corvette, inside and outside.

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/11/2017 at 18:06

“Or, keep the top floor but turn the entire bottom floor into garage.”

This is the correct answer.

ranwhenparked > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/11/2017 at 18:10

I don’t know that I’ve ever liked the look of a garage door taking up that big a percentage of the front facade, I mean, on a tight urban lot, you do what you have to. But, it would be nice if back alleys were still a thing.

LongbowMkII > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/11/2017 at 18:12

when are yall going to finish the siding?

gettingoldercarguy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/11/2017 at 18:12

Reminds me of this http://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/classic-cars/a27972/garage-space/

Shoop > CaptDale - is secretly British
10/11/2017 at 18:53

I assume by liver area you meant the bar

CaptDale - is secretly British > Shoop
10/11/2017 at 18:57

Was supposed to be living area, which would include a bar.

Tekamul > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/11/2017 at 18:59

I don’t think I’ll ever understand the PNW exterior esthetic. All the different materials, colors and surfaces.

It’s the civic type r of houses.

Wagon Guy drives a Boostang > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/11/2017 at 23:13

I agree with shop-teacher, “keep the top floor but turn the entire bottom floor into garage.” is the correct answer.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Tekamul
10/11/2017 at 23:16

I think the detached garage with a linking roof is the preferred look for me, but it is what it is.

DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/12/2017 at 08:54

Okay, so I thought the exterior was unfinished, until it finally dawned on me that it’s supposed to look like that . Hoo boy.

But despite construction-chic siding, the thing that bothers me the most about this house is the white door to the patio on the second floor. It looks like primer and that window is stupid. How are you supposed to get blinds for that??

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/13/2017 at 00:11

Looks cool. I bet it costs at least $750,000 to have a home like that! Where is the grass? Those electric lines going to the house are unsightly. How do you get up to the front door? I hope its through the garage only. I hate door to door salesmen!

Tristan > Tekamul
10/13/2017 at 01:50

Dear lord it’s so horrible. It’s like no one can decide on a type of siding/brick facade, so they just pick all of them. At least this house is lacking the requisite minimum 3,341 gables.